A Missouri fountain usually occurs when an elderly man inserts anal beads up inside of his asshole to leave for six days. A presumably younger woman would rip the anal beads out of the elderly man's asshole while in a fetal, ass up position causing the fountain of shit to copulate within the woman's vagina.
The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
by clitflicker47 January 18, 2021
A so-called "city" in Missouri--Springfield is more like a big small town. Many of it's residents suffer from small-town syndrome and many of the small business owners here think they are hot fucking tits and that their shit doesn't stink... all the while gentrifying the north part of the commercial district (actually just one street), ironically, most of these stores can't afford to stay open from 9 to 5. Residents of Springfield also enjoy not shutting the fuck up about cashew chicken or how bad the traffic is, even though the "city" literally takes 15 minutes to drive from one end to the other. For it's size, there are a surprising number of homeless people in Springfield contrasted by a church on literally every fucking corner where bible thumpers judge you and a ridiculous number of banks on every other corner. Downtown is full of frat douchebags going clubbing or diet liberals and wannabe hipsters who want you to know how woke they are and go to the same handful of bars... no need to worry though, some white dude with a beard and tattoos will probably open another brewery soon!
Person 1: "Springfield, Missouri is a really diverse place."
Person 2: "Isn't the demographic of Greene County over 90% white?"
Person 2: "Isn't the demographic of Greene County over 90% white?"
by Story Time for Morons August 10, 2019
A small town in the middle of butt fuckin no where full of fake people and drug addicts. There's sluts and whores everywhere. But what can you expect from a town that neighbors Skank Clair Missouri?
"Have you ever heard of Union M-"
"let me stop you there. have YOU ever seen more drug addicts in your life?"
"That's definitely union Missouri"
"let me stop you there. have YOU ever seen more drug addicts in your life?"
"That's definitely union Missouri"
by AnusWrecker4206969 January 28, 2018
Small hick city out in the middle of bum-fucked egypt. Walmart is the mall of this town, and it's not even a super-center. Rednecks galore!
by wanda-jewel June 14, 2008
A large town that thinks it's a city and wants nothing more than to be considered a real city. A town full of easily offended people. Locals from Springfield get butthurt when you say ANYTHING that can be even remotely considered criticism of the area. The town is nothing but indistinguishable strip malls, churches, shitty Chinese restaurants, and meth heads. This place is so behind the times they're just now starting to shit their pants over the discovery of craft beer.
Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.
Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.
Dumbass: Springfield, Missouri is such a great place! Did you know Brad Pitt went to High School here?
Sane Person: If it's such a great place, why did he move away at the first chance he could?
Sane Person: If it's such a great place, why did he move away at the first chance he could?
by Behind The Curve January 1, 2020
by I like buns March 12, 2015
A Mid-sized town in the heart of Missouri.
Know for its Aluminum boat factory's, vast majority of Meth Produced in the City Limits and teen pregnancy.
Know for its Aluminum boat factory's, vast majority of Meth Produced in the City Limits and teen pregnancy.
by Towns person March 26, 2009