mommy missile

It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.

"Dude, I got a new car!"
"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"

by SnoopLukeyLuke December 24, 2007

Ass missile

Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.

"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."

by Henry and Jeffery nip January 18, 2010

Disarming the Missile

a term referring to the action of masturbation

Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.

I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.

by Strubie Doobie Doo, Jare Bear February 3, 2013

Stink Missile

An aerodynamically shaped turd, packing the aromatic firepower of WMD.

"tell everyone to seek shelter. I've got to go fire a stink missile."

by Kilo Bravo April 24, 2012

Dodged a Missile

It's the same thing as Dodged a Bullet but 100x worse.

I almost dated this cute person In Highschool but I had to move out.

Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.

by -. .- -... .. .-.. August 13, 2021

hipster missile

Noun. A fixed gear track bicycle. A fixed single speed bicycle made for racing. It is different than the stereotypical hipster transportation, the fixed gear bicycle or "fixie", which is a bicycle with one speed, you cannot coast, and generally has no brakes. The TRACK fixie, is a super lightweight, aerodynamic bicycle made of either chromoly, carbon fiber, or aluminum. The goal of these hipster missiles is to go as fast as possible, rivaling bike snobs while still being a hipster. The hipster missile focuses more on speed and maneuverability than fashion and style, but retains both.

"Woah, did you see Nate and Nick fly by on their hipster missiles!?"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"

by huck & shred November 27, 2013

mushroom missile

a dildo in flight

" dude, that transvestite just threw a mushroom missile at me! "

by pdiddyrara April 14, 2009