mississippi missle

when a chick takes a frozen piece of shit and begins to pleasure herself with it.

The other night, i walked into my bedroom, only to find my wife using a mississippi missle.

by vajojay1 March 17, 2010

The Predator Missle

the sexual act of hovering over ones partner shitting on thier stomach and screaming FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY.

note: this technique is best preformed by suprise

bionca: oh franky i love you! lick my pussy. wait what are you doing?!

franky: FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY YOU SLUT!

bionca: did you just shit on me?! oh im so turned on

franky: yeah you just got the predator missle you filthy whore!

by andre catchymang November 11, 2010

Cunt Missle

A tampon left inside the vagina for long enough to build up gasses and be launched out by pressure. Often perpously to attack elderly

It is a false fact that women were not used on the battle frield in WWI/WWII. They served at cunt missle launchers.

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

mistleho

Someone who spends a little too much time under the mistletoe.

When Sally drinks too much eggnog, she's sure a mistleho.

by mlm97b December 22, 2004

miscles

A term of endearment which is said to someone in order to let them know that they will be missed

Goodbye Helen. Miscles.

by Ben Senior December 9, 2008

fire off a missle

Going to take a shit...

Have anything good to read? Im going to fire off a missle.

by BVE July 8, 2006

Douche Missle

Someone that is such a big douche bag that they might actually explode.

That douche missle better get the fuck out of my house.

by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004