Microcunt

(noun) :mykroe-kuhnt: - A small, difficult to penetrate, vagina. Usually the size pencil eraser.

John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.

Thadeus: How'd it go broski?

John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.

by Duke Banger February 24, 2011

Micro docking

Micro docking is when a normal guy with a normal size penis fucks the inverted dick hole of a fat guy with a micro penis.

I have the best orgasms when micro docking with my fat friend, Jamie, he has the tightest inverted dick hole ever!

by Dandydickhole February 9, 2018

micro orga-nigga

a black short guy

" yo body built like a micro orga-nigga

by toofvnny November 26, 2019

micro bean

A very small penis.

Look that boy over there, his name is rhys he definitely has a ‘micro bean’

by willylicker69 April 28, 2020

Micro-Ken

A human being who possesses an unbelievably tiny level of muscular development.

There was a Micro-Ken in the gym today.

by TheTerrence August 21, 2022

Micro penis

A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.

A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.

by IronMikey April 3, 2023

Advanced Micro Devices

Corporation. Founded in 1979 by disenchanted fairchild semiconductor eployees. Now commands over 20% of the CPU market.

Intel's archrival

Advanced Micro Devices was the first to release dual-core processors to the general public.

by M0T0RH3D November 27, 2006