minted cumkin

You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern, throw in a packet of polos and then get a women to put it on her head

cumkins and dumpkins are over grandad. it's minted cumkins now.

by dangerousmikej November 14, 2011

Manteen

Much like a Canteen, but Manlier. Characteristics of a Manteen include:
1. Intense line cutting with no resistance, effectively making a good Samaritan a hungry loser.
2. Underpaid, rancid old whores serving food, unamused by the prefix 'man'.
3. A place designed to allow you to walk too far before you realize you've got the wrong change.

John: Wanna go to the Manteen?
Tim: You mean the Canteen?
John: Yes

by Johnny Redelstine November 3, 2009

minted

has a lot of money

he is so minted

by squishey March 1, 2015

mintues

A measurement of time used by people who can't be bothered to correct a fucking typo.

My boyfriend was fucking me in the ass for a solid 70 mintues. It was the best fuck I ever had.

by Lord Savaunt January 31, 2017

minternet

Muslim-internet. Kind of like muslim twitter, except not.

Abdul: yo does Ramadan start on the fourth or the fifth
Zane: idk bro check the minternet

by savvysav29 April 6, 2019

minjeeta

A common name for an Indian lesbian

Minjeeta needs to be dragged off ranjit love tunnel

by Cifco October 20, 2015

MiTee

For feminine mitochondrial dna arrogant scientists shortened it to MT DNA (pronounced empty). It's not empty it's Mighty.

For males it's Y dna. Why? they are just cumstains on y jockey briefs.

hey gurl...you are mighty MiTee mighty!

by elizbay December 3, 2019