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The Minivan

The sexual act known as "The Minivan" is when two fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity from one hand, and the other hand (made into a fist) is inserted into the anus. A Minivan usually accommodates seven "passengers" but is known in cases of emergency to squeeze a few more in.
Scissoring just wasent cutting it so they proceeded to get in The Minivan.
by ExitOut August 7, 2014
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miniganism

First identified in 2009, this term is defined as: when two friends are so close, they have children that resemble eachother, even though the friends have no sexual relationship.
pronounced: mahnigganizim
so what if when we have kids they look identical..because they have miniganism

dude did you see regina and sharons kids? thats miniganism to the nth degree.
by shannenden June 3, 2009
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miniwini

DEDE and JOE claime they got a big dick but in fact its just a MINIWINI
by YOUR friendsssss December 2, 2011
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Minivan

A minivan is one of the prerequisites needed before moving into a suburban area. Even if you don't have kids or you have a single child, a minivan is still required for suburban living.
That single guy is driving a minivan even though he could be driving a sedan. He must be from the suburbs!
by abcdefghi76543 July 31, 2015
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The Minivan

2 in the front, 5 in the rear. Similar in effect and usage to the Shocker, but requiring 2 hands, and a very willing reciever.
I gave my girlfriend the Shocker, but that wasn't doing it for her anymore, so I had to give her a ride on the Minivan!
by GoodyQ December 20, 2010
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Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.
"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."
by JJ March 18, 2005
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mindwank

"So you think that Batman could beat Superman in a fight? Okay, I'm up for a quick mindwank."
by Sqrrl101 September 20, 2005
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