Minimum wage glaze

The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.

I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.

by Read and Write January 27, 2020

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

by Compersious June 25, 2019

Minimum

1. Slang used in place of the phrase right on to signify agreeing on a matter at hand. 2. Slang used in place of the word awesome to define an amazing event.

James: I cannot wait to get piss drunk tonight in Las Vegas.
Casey: MINIMUM

Taryn: We are going to have the most minimum time tonight.

by James Davis IV November 5, 2007

clubder minimum

An academic sounding phrase describing a clubbing addict's opinion of the exact midpoint in the week between the last episode of clubbing and the next episode (which for a clubber out on a Friday and Saturday night will occur in the early hours of Wednesday morning.)

'I feel stressed by work and it ain't even the weekend yet!'

'Remember, its Wednesday, this is the clubder minimum!'

by mids99 August 15, 2009

The bare minimum I can manage

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

by Hym Iam October 18, 2022

bare minimum

getting no box(pussy)!

the looser at work gets no box!

by ben-wah! March 15, 2003

Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

by SCOTLY March 23, 2019