by Bibi Rae May 14, 2007
A painful handjob that involves getting an indian burn on one's penis. Usually performed in a bathroom of a bar by a girl that doesn't even realize there is a penis in her hand.
by Mike the bartender July 1, 2011
a mimi is a wonderful person who will steal your food never trust a mimi at the dinner table. once i came across a wild mimi at lunch and STOLEE my GRANOLA BAR. And another time i was sitting on a bench and SHE DID A FUCKIN BACK FLIP ANDD STOLE MY MANGO LIKE WHO DOES THAT i was so sad after that because i had no mango!!!!!! So please for your own safety stay FAR FAR away from a wild mimi if you have food.
by that mudda trucka March 29, 2019
a person who is very self-involved and constantly talks about themselves, their likes, their hobbies etc. while never really listening or caring about anything the person they are talking to has to say unless it related to them (the mimi). This person absolutely despises talkative persons because she hates having to listen to other people and it takes up time that they (the mimi) could be using to talk about themselves.
Classic signs of the mimi are:
1) no eye contact while listening
2) someone who talks over you when they realize you're about to talk so that you shut up
3) someone who rambles on and on even though the person they are talking to is clearly not listening.
4) for some reason they tend to have names that have at least 3 vowels in them such as Monique, Shawana, Nicole, Alicia, Myerson, Melissa, Felicity
Classic signs of the mimi are:
1) no eye contact while listening
2) someone who talks over you when they realize you're about to talk so that you shut up
3) someone who rambles on and on even though the person they are talking to is clearly not listening.
4) for some reason they tend to have names that have at least 3 vowels in them such as Monique, Shawana, Nicole, Alicia, Myerson, Melissa, Felicity
Ryan: Oh boy, here comes Niyla the mimi of the office. Once she starts talking, she never shuts up. She's the ultimate CB
Jason: CB? Cock Breath?
Ryan: haha Chatterbox} but yes that too
Jason: Run for the hills!
Jason: CB? Cock Breath?
Ryan: haha Chatterbox} but yes that too
Jason: Run for the hills!
by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo June 15, 2016
A beautiful young girl with an amazing ass and has so many friends she usually cries about stupid stuff and loves food and she is very independent
by mad bitch2k16 March 25, 2018
The cutest girl ever, funny and smart, talented and sexy. She can make anyone laugh and has many many friends and has this one person who annoys her.
by GodzAtHell March 20, 2013