Mike

noun.
A pansy ass bitch.

adjective.
The state of being a pansy ass bitch.

verb.
1. Doing something pansy like a bitch.

2. Doing something a pansy ass bitch would do.

Yo, don't be like Mike.

Yo, his ass just pulled a Mike.

Mike, you're a pansy ass bitch!

by Blingman I be shinin' February 5, 2010

Mike

caz anyone called mike has connections. so if you want someone killed go to mike for an assassin, if u need drugs go to mike for a dealer, u need guns go to mike for an arms dealer, u need a fake ID go to mike he knows a guy, u need to illegally transport things or people over the border go to mike. mike has got your back.

you: mike i need drug
mike: okay, i will call gary my dealer. what do u want?
you: three bags of marijuana
mike: i’ve got you covered

by weird ass bitch December 22, 2019

Mike

Mike is a guy who love and care about others. He put others feelings before his own. He is a man who loves his wife dearly and can do anything just to make her happy. He is the real man.

I want a man like Mike.

by Adenike July 20, 2019

Mike

To Mike is to physically destroy something that would be impossible for the average human.

Whoa!! Did you see that? He just miked that synthetic string.
WOWOWOWOW! He just miked that metal.

by MoistBagels December 16, 2018

Mike

Colloquial way of saying Macha
Mostly used in Malaysia

Yenna Mike?
What you doin' Mike?
Mike, holla at me

by homeboi99 March 15, 2021

Mike

To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.

The file server has been Miked

by purplepangolin June 3, 2007

Mike

Mike is a man with a heart not made of gold, but diomonds adorning it. He's a different kind of man. He's not a kind he's a rareness in this world with that pure heart of his, with his unboxed mind and unravelled fantasy. If he ever lets you into his world, do not waste his time for he has ambition. He is a very special man and you will only find him once. On of this rareness of humankind. A difference in this world. Mike is a man to be love by full and pure. Nothing else. For he is different and is the purest kind of mankind.

"He is my future," she said, for Mike is a Mike. And a Mike is what somebody would call perfection in it's purest and rarest way.

by Reality's blood December 5, 2016