Miffer

Cunning subterfuge for the pejorative N-word. Replaces the "n" and the two "g's" with the letters that immediately precede each in the alphabet: the "m" and two "f's".

Only a miffer should be wearing his pants below his ass.

by Rain Atwest October 22, 2011

Ughton Mifflin

Another word for a person's virginity.

When can i get a crack at that ughton mifflin?

by Adam Tyne May 28, 2008

miffled

A little offended, a little confused.

Miffed + Baffled = Miffled.

A malaprop from "Made in America," the final episode of The Sopranos. Tony offers Paulie a promotion, but Paulie doesn't accept right away. Tony is a little miffled.

"Lots of people are miffled about the final episose of the Sopranos."

by ItsNotMe July 9, 2007

Dunder Mifflin

Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Inc. is a fictional paper sales company featured in the United States television series The Office. It supposedly trades under the ticker symbol DMI,and describes itself as a "micro-cap regional paper- and office-supply distributor with an emphasis on servicing small-business clients".

I wish i worked for a fictional paper supply company like dunder mifflin!

by cheddabob135 September 9, 2009

Miffton

A very sneaky girl who lurks the party searching out the drunkest guy at the party to take to her lair. She searches the party like a shark looking for dinner, and when she sniffs you out she goes in for the kill. Her sneaky line that lures guys in is "wanna go watch tv?" SO WATCH OUT!!! Only the drunkest guy will fall for this and only in a dark and shady place, because when the lights come on she should hide like a cockroach for she should not bring the face of danger into public....her face resembles a vagina that just ejected a load of mung, ewwww. so be careful, cause she'll get ya!!

Watch out or that Miffton will get ya!!

by The Morgantown Miffton January 27, 2009

Miffens

Miffens - a random nickname given to anyone. It all started when I tried asking my friend if he wanted a cookie or muffin, and I called him Miffens.

This is just for fun.

Caption Miffens, there is no more rum!

by BunnieFluffy March 25, 2010

Miffy

Someone who is a cutie, an adorable human being, fun and fresh all the time. Only to be used on particular people.

oh, Lauren your such a MIFFY!!

by NoTiOn March 10, 2004