Chocolate Midwife

1. Shitting in one's own hand.
2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in shit and continues to wait for more, hands outstetched.

'My girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.'

by Tund March 6, 2008

Midwife Crisis

When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately

The baby cried too much because of a midwife crisis.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

Midnite Rambler

a place to go to find all the best oldies music.

If you want a record, go to midniteramblercollectibles.com

the midnite rambler has it all!

by rf131286 October 24, 2008

midgit

someone by the name of "Anson" is usually referred to as a midget.

Anson is a midgit

by JustEthanHere November 17, 2019

midgit maddie

Usually a small bitch who can't get enough of her self she's annoying and has a short temper no one likes a maddie

Jack:Hey its midgit maddie
Jamaul:for fuck sake she's so annoying

by Everyonehatesamaddie November 13, 2021

midwife

A wife who isn't as attractive as all the other guys' wives who are out there winning, but at least she's a great mother.

Origin of midwife.

POSTED by Twitter user @Benaskren.

"I’ve seen some guys posting on social media lately about how they are winning bc their wife is attractive, while I don’t disagree I think finding a wife who is a great mother is 500% more important!!! Thanks @Abamaby for being such a great mom to our kids."

by temo.def April 26, 2023

midwich

The items between the bread in a sandwich, i.e. cheese, lettuce, or meat. May or may not include condiments.

Yeah I'll take it on wheat bread with bacon, lettuce, and cheese for the midwich.

by vertigo1473 April 17, 2009