A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.
by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022
Get the Mitch Middletonmug. The future Queen of England, who stalked and chased a Prince! Bullied her sister in law, due to the jealousy over the other Prince! As she wanted to have brothers, one for the crown and one for support!
Kate Middletons goal in life was to marry a prince, however she had better company when she was with the Princes younger brother
by Duchess of Truth March 7, 2024
Get the Kate Middletonmug. Usually an un-circumsised, homosexual who likes to get shagged knee deep by a black prince. Middleton refers to the middle of two cocks; aka eiffel tower of two black princes
The black man shagged middleton
by Joshua Alberto May 12, 2020
Get the Middletonmug. Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.
Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
Get the Middleton Fingersmug. by paul sanderz January 4, 2022
Get the jay middletonmug. by max middleton May 26, 2018
Get the max middletonmug. a town in wisconsin that sucks the life out of you. You get high or walk around aimlessly and go to walmart for fun. Full of Karens and highschoolers. The downtown is nice though but a bit expensive and small.
by Soggy oatmeal September 16, 2020
Get the Middletonmug.