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middle finger voting 

When your vote for one candidate is actually a vote against another.
Why yes, I do admit to many instances when I engaged in middle finger voting!

Middle finger up 

If you have your middle finger up in pictures you are identified as a homosexual and get 0 bitches
Yo did you see Jack throw the middle finger up. No wonder he doesn’t get bitches.

Middle Finger Guy 

A young male who is "known" for ruining photos by flashing the middle finger to disrupt the overall positivity of a potentially nice photograph.
Who cares about examples, read the definition.

required: Middle Finger Guy

middle finger salute 

Also known simply as "The finger"



This consists of an outstretched arm (although the arm can be bent, or barely outstretched at all) with the back of the hand facing toward an object of scorn, and the middle finger extended in an upward direction.
Barry said I should take a photograph of him while he gave me the thumbs up from the Eiffel Tower. The zoom function on my camera showed he was actually giving me the middle finger salute.


I was driving so slowly that even a couple of elderly nuns in a honda gave me the middle finger salute as they passed me.

Middle Finger Newton 

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.
(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)
Middle Finger Newton by Donald Biden November 25, 2020

middle finger emoticon 

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Take that ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ (middle finger emoticon)