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Michigan Swirlie

To give a person a typical swirlie, but instead of in a toilet, dunk them into a snow bank.
Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you can run your mouth. If you don't shut up Uncle Matt and I will be giving you a Michigan Swirlie.
by gooch14 January 8, 2010
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MICIMATT

Acronym for the Military-Industrial-Congressional-Intelligence-Media-Academia-Think Tank complex. The MICIMATT is an extension of the concept of the MIC (Military–industrial complex). The term was coined by Ray McGovern, a former CIA officer turned political activist and critic of US foreign policy.
Rarely do you see calls for a fundamental reset of the failed U.S. foreign policy of perpetual wars and a rethink the global leadership paradigm as the mainstream media are, with rare exceptions, an essential part of the powerful lobby MICIMATT that is actually in charge of this policy.
by FakeGoldWatch March 9, 2023
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the Michigan Difference

When anyone at the University of Michigan does any action that they think has something to do with the fact that they are a student at the University of Michigan.
Hayley: I studied AFTER I tailgated.
Hunter: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Jack: I got a 52/100 on my calc exam but it's a B-.
Claire: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Sarah: I hooked up with this guy at AEPi and it turned out to be my roommate's sister's best friend's cousin's camp hookup and now I'm blacklisted from ZBT.
Jacob: lol jewish geography that's the Michigan Difference!

Lauren: Has anyone seen my BLACK Canada Goose? I took somebody's dark blue one instead.
Justin: now THAT is the Michigan Difference.
by traproom November 19, 2017
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michigan tech

Engineering school Located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Students with the brains of MIT students but because of a poor guy/girl ratio they kill off all the smart cells with massive amounts of alochol.
"yeah i went to michigan tech once, i cant remember what happened"

"Michigan Technological University, out drinking you since 1885"
by Kevin E30 M3 April 23, 2006
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Dating Miss Michigan

To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.
Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.
by SuzieQ April 25, 2006
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Michigan Hand Job

When you gotta get that nut off but it is so cold your significant other leaves her mittens on while giving you a hand job.
It sucked that the battery died and the tow truck took so long to get to us. But, hey at least I got a pretty sweet Michigan hand job while we waited.
by lobo11 October 14, 2009
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Michigan

A state surrounded by water and filled with corn. The most random incredible shit comes from Michigan, despite it being one of the most boring places on earth, examples of this are: the automobile, the original snowboard, and rapper Eminem. If there was ever a song indirectly written about Michigan it would've been Hot n Cold by Katy Perry, because Michigan weather can be sunny shorts and flip flops weather all day, and then you'll get hit by a blizzard that night. There's jack shit to do in Michigan so most Michigan teens spend the average Friday night smoking weed and terrorizing Michigans chain grocery store, Meijer.
Michigan teen #1: Hey man what do you wanna do tonight?
Michigan teen #2: Idk, wanna get high and go to Meijer?
by BridgeTroll69 March 22, 2017
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