Mexican Train Ride 

When you have sex with a girl with her on top and she hops from anal to regular sex over your penis.

Only hardcore bitches like Mexican Train Rides.

Mexican Train Ride by .::TITOOOOOOO::. December 11, 2010

Mexican Tow Truck

2 non-English speaking hispanic guys yelling at one another while running alongside a dead car with it's hazard lights on in nuetral that is being physically pushed down the road by a pickup truck that is directly behind it ramming the bumper like a Tiajuana hooker.

Javier forgot to fill up before we left, so we had to Mexican Tow Truck it all the way back home.

Mexican Tow Truck by Fucking Clown Shoes July 23, 2011

Mexican totem pole 

when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.

One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.

Mexican totem pole by Walmart Jesus September 6, 2015

Mexican Turtle 

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

Mexican Turtle by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018

Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass

Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight

Mexican Teletubbie by MTinside January 28, 2018

The Mexican Tunnel 

Similar to the Dutch Oven. Holding the sheet below you and your partners neck and tigh to the bed with your inside hand, then fart and lift you inside hand to release the sheet only to pull it back down as fast as you can creating a wind type "tunnel" toward you partner for them to enjoy you "essence of anus!"

Brady I gave Cassie The Mexican Tunnel last night, she almost got sick!

The Mexican Tunnel by Kris51 November 9, 2011

mexican throat baby

the loogie that a girl hocks as she spits out your semen after the act of fellatio.

dude, yesterday my girlfriend hocked the fattest mexican throat baby on the floor, and then my dog ate it, and now my dog is acting really weird and shaking.

mexican throat baby by Dr. SftPork October 23, 2008