Mittle Class

Owning obscene wealth, but wanting to care about the less fortunate.

We're not rich, boys, we're just Mittle Class. Our yacht doesn't even have an elevator for the cars!

by geroldf July 19, 2012

Mette

Mette is a hot girl, with a beautiful personality that you will fall in love with. One day, you will see her on the Victoria Secret cat walk in a sexy fashionistic outfit. She is a very unique person so if you find her, try to keep her. All the boys are crazy after her, so you have a lot competition if you want to have a Mette. But watch out, Mette can bite back!

"Who's that beautiful girl walking there with a big booty?"
"Oh, that's Mette, of course."

by Dr Potassium December 8, 2017

mittler

To be left with the cheque. Typically at a restaurant, and in unexpected circumstances.
Similar to dining and dashing.
Common forms: mittlered, mittlering

"Oh my god, did he just leave without paying? He completley mittlered us!"

by master-beta August 8, 2008

Mettelson

A very stubborn and small person who likes to wrestle.

The Mettelson just pinned that baby.

by Tangerine 123 January 31, 2010

Meatless

One without meat. To have no meat

You: Dude I have no meat
Me: Your obviously meatless

by Mikis January 2, 2015

Mettecita

A baby mama who extorts money from the guy’s parents behind his back.

A habitual liar

Dude, you better find out what your Mettecita has been saying to your mom

by PsychicSwan August 27, 2019

Meatler

A mash-up of meat and Hitler, used by vegans to say meat eaters are making a animal holocaust

Vegan: You're meatler

Normal guy: Ok, so?

by XabiPellitero February 1, 2022