by kallaylay August 28, 2020
Get the Messy Bitch mug.Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).
Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 7, 2022
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by lulu January 2, 2004
Get the messy mug.The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜
(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?
(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery
(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery
(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015
Get the Messy Delivery mug.by K-Feezy fo Sheezy May 4, 2005
Get the Messy Marv mug.The furry known as "Messy Tails" or "Brown nose pup" who ate is feces and either went to a mental asylum or died.
"Ya know messy tails?"
"No, why?"
"He is disgusting and eats crap"
"Like what crap?"
"Literal crap...Feces"
"I hate him"
"Me too"
"No, why?"
"He is disgusting and eats crap"
"Like what crap?"
"Literal crap...Feces"
"I hate him"
"Me too"
by Messytails November 30, 2019
Get the messy tails mug.A saying used to demean an unattractive or undesirable object, also and commonly referring to those of the opposite sex.
An adjective
can also be used to describe a situation
An adjective
can also be used to describe a situation
Phoenix: where's your birthday party at mate?
Alex: Ashley's house
Phoenix: Messy bits
Alex: Did you see that time the postman threw up all over his jeans?
Phoenix: yes mate Messy bits!
Alex:messy bits indeed brosé
Phoenix: yeah Don't Whitey in the hedge postman!
Alex: Ashley's house
Phoenix: Messy bits
Alex: Did you see that time the postman threw up all over his jeans?
Phoenix: yes mate Messy bits!
Alex:messy bits indeed brosé
Phoenix: yeah Don't Whitey in the hedge postman!
by ehhhh dickhead May 26, 2011
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