by Blluuer August 9, 2022
Get the Mississippi hickory stick mug.When a female is receiving oral sex, rumbles forth with an almighty example of flatulence, and holds the rug muncher's head in place to bask in it's full flavoured glory.
Man 1: I went down on a girl for the I think 3rd or so time.. she purposely farted and held my face there.
Man 2: Ah yes. The ol' Mississippi Sewage Plant.
Man 2: Ah yes. The ol' Mississippi Sewage Plant.
by NoIThinkNot November 3, 2013
Get the mississippi sewage plant mug.(noun) Usually used as a tactic of revenge/humiliation. Upon planning to have anal sex with a man, a woman consumes a healthy dose of laxatives. Then, once the action begins, she proceeds to shit all over his genitals and legs, leaving him absolutely appalled. As he stands in horror, she turns around and swiftly kicks him in the balls.
Still angry over being racooned, she invited him over for the evening, only to completely humiliate him with a Mississipi Mudslide.
by Radam Rutchison November 19, 2006
Get the mississipi mudslide mug.The act of perching yourself in a tree, with a full on rager, above a park trail. you may wait for hours perched in the tree for the right "prey". you leap from the tree screeching like a hawk, you tackle your prey and land your rager in the girls/guys orphus.
Bob: Did u hear about Joe getting arrested?
Sally: No! What happened?
Bob: He pulled a Mississippi meat hawk on a cop!
Sally: No! What happened?
Bob: He pulled a Mississippi meat hawk on a cop!
by StephenVanderkolk August 29, 2011
Get the Mississippi meat hawk mug.by Mississippimudbutt June 14, 2016
Get the Mississippi mud pie mug.The act, while showering with your significant other, of laying an overwhelming fart and quickly exiting the shower; leaving your significant other trapped with the terrifying stink.
My wife wouldn't have sex with me in the shower, so I laid a Mississippi Steamboat on her to teach her a lesson.
She wasn't giving it up, so I dropped the old Mississippi Steamboat.
She wasn't giving it up, so I dropped the old Mississippi Steamboat.
by jcss February 5, 2008
Get the Mississippi Steamboat mug.1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood
2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.
3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.
3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe Jackson had given Michelle Obama the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.
Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe Jackson stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe Jackson stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009
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