merwen

merwen is dodo's favorite person and no one is allowed to call him that unless you have a friend called marwan.. merwen is an amazing person, very kind, caring, understanding and he is just perfect from my point of view.

heloooooo .. good morning merwen.

by yoshamaro April 24, 2021

Pulling a Mervin

The process of taking a massive shit during champion select.

*during champion select*
Bob: Let's fuck these guys up!
...
Bob: I swear, if he's pulling a Mervin...
*left queue*
Alex: WTF MAN. Now we have to wait 5 minutes.
Mervin: omg the toilet smells like shit now wtf

by Pulling a Mervin May 17, 2014

Merlin

An absolutely EPIC individual with limited weaknesses. Merlin's most powerful feat is when he managed to grasp a red giant star and snuff it out with a mere clench of his mighty fist. Merlin shows many traits of the fictional character Sans from Undertale. Merlin runs fast enough to combust air molecules. Merlin has easily beaten Barry Allen, also known as the Flash, in a race without breaking a sweat. On the daily, Merlin will scrape in mountains of women that of the attractiveness of the porn star, Mia Khalifa. Of course, Merlin does not even spare a passing glance at these women, as if Merlin were to get in bed with one, the energy produced my Merlin's activity would decimate all molecules within the female's body. The only mistake that Merlin has ever made was when he spilled a subway meatball sub in math class, however this is easily forgivable. He is also a quadrillionare philanthropist, youtube star, body builder, attractive person, and a god among men. Merlin works alongside Jeff, which is an unbelievably powerful combination of heroes. Merlin has a classic phrase, "Sup dude?" and this phrase is what provides our will to live. All people named Merlin have these abilities, but their consciousnesses are combined to make one entity.

"God only wishes to be as powerful as Merlin."

by mosquitofork666 August 23, 2018

Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

mewing kittens flatulence

When someone's pent-up farts sound like a squealing litter of mewing kittens.

I looked over to this dude in the movie theatre looking for some kittens but then I realized he had a bad case of mewing kittens flatulence!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Marwinism

Marwinism is a guideline to life. It is based on the teachings of Marwin, the Mesiah. He his not seen as a God or anything, but as a figure of influence. Marwinism is about living life to it's fullest, sex, video games, and sports. It is pretty much the regular guideline of an average male. You may even be practicing it and not realizing it! Join on Facebook or Myspace today!!

"I'm so glad i believe in Marwin! Thanks to Marwinism, my life is now complete!!!"

by Karazy_Brian June 27, 2009

Marwin

The most influencial and biggest penis in the school. The most cool-like ,hot,manly and the amount of testosterone is immearsureable

OMG, that marwin is so cool and hot

by yOuRnAnSfLiPfLOP April 9, 2021