Meatchtables

1) Meat that has fused with vegetables because the chef cooked the stew too long

2) Any such failure which is equivalent to or worse than a cook failing to cook stew properly.

I studied really hard for that final exam, but when I got there, I totally made meatchtables.

She showed up wearing crocs, our date was total meatchtables.

by Organization XIII May 6, 2010

weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

AIDS Merchant

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.

Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant

by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011

shit in a tray merchant

British slang for any fast food outlets such as KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, as well as kebab shops etc.

Name obviously due to the bullshit that these 'restaurants' serve as food.

'Out the club about three, to the take-away/
The shit in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly'

The Streets- Geezers Need Excitement

by Hank187 September 17, 2006

merch

"prove it!"

girl - "I can touch my nose with my tongue."
boy - "Oh yeah, merch!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 3, 2022

Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021

Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.

Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"

by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016