mermaids kiss

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015

mermaided

When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.

I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.

by KitKat e d April 27, 2013

merkmobile

A vehicle that is used for shootings, usually gang related. Often has very dark tint.

Niggas got some 5% tint all around, straight up merkmobile.

by Beau Geezy June 2, 2009

Memommy

a kind, caring, unselfish, lovable, beautiful person.

Thanks so much, you are a real Memommy.

by Wambuee February 12, 2010

Mermaid Treasure

The perfect color. A cross between blue and green, that has magical powers. If a color could glitter, it'd be this color.

Renee is wearing Mermaid Treasure...she's magical.

by bennybooboo October 25, 2011

Mermm

A girl.
Who is the most amazing person ever. She may be misunderstood by many people, but if your know mermm you love her. Forever and always. Though she is shy, she is the smartest, cleverest girl out there. Mermm has a beautiful voice, and a beautiful smile.

Mermm is beautiful.

Oh you want a best amigo? I would choose mermm.

by Bestamigo September 28, 2012

Mermicide

Mermaid genocide.

Sam just killed all the mermaids shish-kebab style. Mermicide II.... Up to 8 years in a federal penetentary.

by Mermaid_Princess July 27, 2013