Mernie

A drunken older man who verbally abuses his wife, beats his children, yells at everyone, smashes up vehicles, sometimes doesn't bathe for up to a week at a time, yet thinks his sh*t doesn't stink and that he can do no wrong. Also thinks he is the ultimate authority on everything.

"My father-in-law has had several car crashes, yet still tells others how to drive."

"Gosh, what a Mernie!"

by lilpuppie November 5, 2006

Merntmerntmernt

1.A fag thats going to get his head beaten in.

2.A slanderous homosexual who needs to get a life and stop stalking twins.

3.A person who obviously has no balls as shown by his attempt to slander them anonymously.

4.A coward who's ultimate fate will be slow torturous prison rape by a heavyset man with a testicular piercing.

I'm so sad about the size of my penis. Well....better go bother the twins instead of laying around all day wiping my moms ass. Merntmerntmernt!

by Iwillbeatyourass<3 July 8, 2012

Mernia

When a hernia causes you to talk like daddy never had a mummy so you must make up for it

My mernia sure is making these selves moisten my britches

by Notorious Big W September 21, 2016

Merna

Merna is an arabic female with to big boobs and a very big ass. She is a bullier. She is not a real friend 🐍🐍

Merna is ugly. 🙂

by JigglyJellyfish October 14, 2017

mernerner

The lack of knowledge of a topic

Synonyms: IDK, I don’t know.

“How many legs does a snake have?”
“Mernerner.”

by Stigmas Bishop May 21, 2018

Mernelius

A very rich and handsome man/woman who is the best person you will ever know. Very smart, intelligent, loving and caring person with a big mouth and dick. The person has great hair AND the best nipples in the world!

“Wow, are you really a Mernelius?!”

by a mernelius lover December 28, 2018

Mernda

The Paradise

Mernda The Noice Territory

by ClayX March 14, 2020