Merlin The Show

Shatters your heart into a million pieces when it ends.

Merlin was the reason i sobbed today.
“merlin the show” means sadness

by thedoctorwizard April 8, 2021

Merlin Libent

The best dad figure ever. King of true swag*insert lip bite* He cralwed so simps could run. Reason why Richie Roberts is so cool

Merlin Libent is the best person ever!

by Richie the swagmaster April 19, 2021

merlisia

Merlisia is a loyal friend. Someone you can depend on and always turn to for help. She's the kind of person to make around 3-4 kids, and loves every single one unconditionally. Merlisia is definitely a hard worker, and if you ever come across one in your life, hold on to her she's a keeper

I met a Merlisia yesterday, she's absolutely awesome!

by July girl October 14, 2021

Merlisa

Merlisa is an amazing girl who has a big ass. She is beautiful and lights up the room. She’s loud and funny. You know you will always have a good time with Merlisa. She loves life and is always ready for an adventure.

We love merlisa.

by Rheayaaaa January 2, 2022

arsh merkins

arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there's eye-talian merkins, and there's meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins... all part o' what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.

"yep, his fambly is arsh merkins 'n' rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins 'n' berzillion merkins, so it's gonna be one helluva crazy weddin ... i speck they'll be partyin fer a week, easy."

by sitcjea January 30, 2009

The "Merlin"

a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it

not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE

by Kimmy Booth January 18, 2005

Red Merlin

A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.

After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.

by wizard of balls May 17, 2010