merkin

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.

My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

Mermsies

An underwater blow job. The semen is then eaten like a fish eating it's food.

Carla gave me mermsies. It was so unexpected she got the bate in under thirty seconds.

by Phillip Glimp October 20, 2008

Merkinstock

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013

circus merkin

A pubic wig, worn specifically by clowns that have lost their pubic hair due to excessive dyeing. The circus merkinusually comes in a variety of colors, but the most common colors are red, yellow, or "rainbow."

Bozo was bouncing on the trampoline, when his pants fell down, revealing his circus merkin to the crowd for all to see.

by Crackers the Clown July 10, 2005

mersini

Mersini is a greek goddess, married to ZBO the afghan prince, she has consistently dealt with other mans. She pines zbo on the regs

Holy Mersini! That's a fat cock!

by The Trog December 13, 2016

marksism

1. Obsession with one's marks;
2. Willingness to do anything for higher marks;
3. The philosophy a person who actually wants to do something useful in life;
4. something all serious students should be.

A: I could've totally gotten a 90! Why do I always get 89?
B: Stop complaining, why are you such a marksist?
A: A what?
B: Marksist! You're obsessed with your marks!
A: ... Oh. Well, I'm a senior, my marks are important!
B: That's true. I guess marksism is a must.
A: Absolutely.

by defenestratedwindows December 12, 2010

merkin

A white trash American. Based on the way said people mispronounce "American."

Lets go to the monster truck show and look at all the merkins!

I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.

by Doctor Huang April 26, 2011