Merzeline

A woman of the highest caliber. She is strong and loyal and willing to do anything for her friends. Her laugh is loud, contagious, and warm. She is blunt and honest always telling you how it is. This honesty comes from a place of deep love and desire to bring the best out of you. She is playful and sassy and wise beyond her years. She is truly one of a kind and as unique as her name. She is trustworthy and welcoming and always comforting. She is the kind of person you can become best friends with in a matter of minutes. That beautiful magnetism draws people to her because anyone in her presence feels loved, appreciated, and special. She is amazing.

I would not be the person I am today without Merzeline in my life; she is awesome!

by DannyBR January 12, 2022

ocean marketing

A marketing method/faux pas wherein the marketing team makes it a policy to treat their customers like shit, until one day a berated customer lets powerful people in the industry know of these practices, or a singular incident goes viral, and the bad PR effectively ruins that marketing person/team/company's chance of ever working in that industry again.

Joe:
I just asked the marketing company when my order might arrive and he called me a bunch of names and told me to shut up.

John:
I'm not surprised, they've been using ocean marketing for years, it will someday bite them in the ass.

by dogfish83 December 31, 2011

marketing monkey

Someone who feels the need to recite a companies marketing as if it was the truth with out even stopping to think about what it even means.

Douchebag: "Mac OS X is better than windoez because it is POSIX certified because the Apple product page told me so."
Someone in IT: "Do you even know what POSIX stands for?"
Douchebag: "Erm... No... But it means your computer is secure, right?"
Someone in IT: "You do know that Windows has been POSIX certified since 2000, right?"
Douchebag: "Uh..."
Someone in IT: "Dude, you're such a marketing monkey... Spend less time on 'imasturbatetomymac.com' and more time reading about real computers."

by Someone in IT January 6, 2008

marketing

Bull Shit with fine print.

(XYZ printer): Prints at 80 pages per minute! (The fine print: 80 pages per minute is achieved by placing one letter 'A' at 12 pitch type, in the middle of the page)

In marketing, there is no such thing as a 'lie', only exaggerations!

by Quisinart July 15, 2006

network marketing

NOT a pyramid scheme!!!

network marketing is legal and fun

by Amfiy August 15, 2006

Marketing Pedophilia

Refers to how businesses use children to promote their products and services, regardless of the targeted consumers.

It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.

Eharmony has used children to promote there services

PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit

Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.

by fuckub May 3, 2014

Interactive Entertainment Marketing

A new form of marketing that incorporates interactive, social and viral marketing with entertainment marketing and product placement. The marketing term was coined in late 2011 by an ad agency exec Jody Sigmund. Interacting with the audience on social platforms allows businesses to tap into their network of friends as well. Interactive viral campaigns can offer unbelievable results with negligible costs. Today, a successful campaign will include smart phone integration, entertaining media, events, product placement, direct to P.O.S. campaigns and social media platforms for viral reach.

The campaign will include Interactive Entertainment Marketing allowing the audience to choose what the characters wear or even help script or win something by playing along. They will be able to participate through sharing social media posts and tags that are then virally passed along.

by Ad Force One January 18, 2012