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merch girl

cute (usually scene) girl that sells a band's merchandise at a show. but sometimes they are not cute.
Let's go buy a shirt from the merch girl to be cool and try and pick her up even though we don't know who this band really is, and neither will anyone who sees me wearing this shirt, thus giving me 20 scene points.
by Renée September 10, 2005
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merch booth

The merch booth is the place a concert goer go to hang out if:

1.) The headlining band sucks and you only came there for the opener.

2.) You wanna meet the opening band.

3.) You wanna go smoke some blunts.

4.) You wanna go buy overpriced band merchandise.

The merch booth can be a place to meet people who are fans of the same band as you, a place to call your buddy on the cellphone, or just a place to be a wallflower. The most important part of the merch booth lurker is to never actually buy the merch they are trying to sell to you.
1.) "Dammit Deftones is playing now. Let's go hang by the MERCH BOOTH."

2.)"OMIGODDDDD the band is coming to the MERCH BOOTH to sign my tits!!!!"

3.)"Hold on, I'm gonna go smoke some weed by the MERCH BOOTH."

4.)"55 bucks for a concert shirt? Okay."
by Legion Tory December 24, 2008
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Merch War

A war between friends who buy band merchandise from gigs.
The aim is to buy more funky t-shirts than the next guy.
You win only when your not seen in the same t-shirt for 3 months.
Tom: I tahdarlah merched out
Andy C: So did I
Tom: I got like 5 t-shirts
Timmeeeyy: Commence Merch War...
by justjessiethebodyventura March 9, 2009
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Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing
Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.
by Minderbinder December 14, 2022
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Merch Design

Custom merchandise artwork, usually created for a band or musician.
I saw some amazing merch designs at the rock and roll concert last night!
by merchdesign.com May 18, 2006
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Merch Wench

A worker at a Merchandise stand for a band or event or function of some sort. (this term only works for females)
Scene Kid: Oy! Lowly Merch Wench! get me a band shirt!
Merch wench: Aye Aye, Sire
by ahahaala July 16, 2009
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Merch-Perving

When one goes to the store to just feel the fabrics and get some sensorial satisfaction.
"Hey K, wanna go to the store to do some merch-perving?"
by Padaddy April 12, 2021
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