Definitions by ahahaala

Merch Wench 

A worker at a Merchandise stand for a band or event or function of some sort. (this term only works for females)

Scene Kid: Oy! Lowly Merch Wench! get me a band shirt!
Merch wench: Aye Aye, Sire

Merch Wench by ahahaala July 16, 2009