This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!
RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!
*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!
*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023
Get the Beat a BLU Mercenary Daymug. Brad and Will banged last night.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
by MercenaryLover69 August 21, 2023
Get the Mercenary (Sex Position)mug. by Callum Adams April 16, 2020
Get the Full Blown Mercenarymug. An artist, typically online, who will accept any paid commission, regardless of the content of the request or the commissioner.
"Why would anyone draw something this tasteless?"
"They're a mercenary artist, they'll do anything for the right price."
"They're a mercenary artist, they'll do anything for the right price."
by DefinitelyNotABurner November 5, 2022
Get the Mercenary artistmug. "When you think they're gonna fuck you but they're actually just rifling through your pockets for ammunition." - Gianni
by Tdofc June 30, 2023
Get the Mercenary Pressmug.