Oilfield worker that only has loyalty to his money and family. They are typically highly sought after employees who will leave one come pay for another to do their dirty work for more money.
by Oilfield Mercenary February 19, 2023
This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!
RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!
*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!
*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
by thatsanicdude December 09, 2023
M: Dang man, my butt really hurts.
Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?
M: Hellllllll yeah.
Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?
M: Hellllllll yeah.
by Gaskeepgatebossgirllight July 25, 2023
Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.
Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.
by Capuchin for Hire January 12, 2023
by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023