Merby

A derogatory name used by douche bags in the roller derby community to identify Men playing the sport.

Are you guys going to cali to play Merby?

by Bruce70 August 26, 2011

Merb

Defines everything around us and nothing around us....it affects everything including your cereal to your dental appointments...merb may touch you, cause amnesia, or infiltrate your body for body parts such as your cornea...protect your children

"Merb is upon us..."
"Merb touched me today, i felt enhanced"
"Dont touch that, Merb may punish you..."
"My child was touched by Merb last night...her cornea's are gone..."

by Merbman.. September 27, 2009

Merbear

Amazingly beautiful person

That chick is such a merbear.

by Bottobass February 10, 2009

Friedrich Merz

Friedrich Merz is a German vampire. He rose to fame as a neoliberal politician within the CDU-party, and is currently trying to weasle himself from political irrelevance to the chancellery. Having absolutely nothing likeable about him, he is now one of the most polarized politicians in Germany. "Doing the Merz" includes whining about being subject to democratic processes by claiming manipulation of the party establishment.

Did you see Donald Trump after losing the presidential election? He was doing the Friedrich Merz!

by #merzverhindern January 8, 2021

Merzbow

Noise musician from Japan who emerged in the 1980's who released more than 50 albums. Considered dadaist and innovative by the underground scene.

Merzbow's music isn't music...it's noise!

1930 is Merzbow's most popular album.

by Dru January 19, 2004

Merbabe

A Merbabe is a relaxed, yet outgoing young broad who frequents sandy beaches in the summertime. Often traveling in packs, merbabes are tan, happy, likable, and charismatic creatures. Their lake-lounging lifestyle is based on the Long Hair; Don't Care mentality, so to say that their lives have few problems, which is a direct result of being total babes. The merbabe diet consists mainly of cocktails, beer, popsicles, ice cream, and hip-hop.

"What's on the merbabe agenda today?"
"The usual: Brunch, lake, nap, pre-party, go dancing."

by Merbabe. November 21, 2011

merb

a feeling of "not wanting to do"ness and tired/boredom

Oh merb, i dont wanna do anything today

by dahved dahvries October 16, 2010