Mr. Mention

Jamaican term for a man who knows it all

Pronounced: Mistah Manshun

"Yo you know whats going down, Mr. Mention?"

by Alikhan May 11, 2008

Melton

A dump between Bacchus Marsh and Melbourne. If you go there, you WILL be stabbed. No question.

Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.

Avoid.

"Oh no, I have to go to Melton as part of my placement."

"Make sure you take that taser."

by Colacman May 23, 2010

monton

1) A person who exhibits traits of both omnipotence and omnibenevolence
2) Slang for a person who faced Chuck Norris in battle and survived
3) A pasta dish without any sauce

1) That monton is a nice guy. He drove dingos to extinction to save Australian babies.
2) Jesus is a monton.
3) Monton tastes like shit.

by TheMongoose April 12, 2011

Melton Mowbray.

A small market town near Leicester. Known as the rural capital of food and nothing else.

There is only one time when "Melton Mowbray." is busy and that's when it's market day.

by crazycatlady17 December 15, 2011

Mentone

The little crackhole city past Redlands. Full of cool people who like to drink and smoke pot. If you are from Mentone, than you are definitely proud to say it.

When asked where you live at, you would reply: :"Mentone Beach Baby!"

by Dang! January 16, 2009

mentoe

Plymouthian slang for the word mental. Usually used if something is real good. Usually used in cojuction with fockin'.

Awww, mate that gig last night was fockin' mentoe

by samspongeruk August 16, 2006

mewtons knuckle

When you're wearing a thong, and your balls are so saggy that each ball falls onto both sides of the thong creating newton ball like balls, and you have someone put their tongue in between both balls, and swing the balls together like newton balls. :)

i'm going to Mewtons Knuckle you so hard your taste buds will never work the same.

by Throbin Hood June 13, 2016