danger meeting

The opposite of a safety meeting. Doing a round of shots with drinking compatriots, preferably of the hardest booze available.

Dr. Burger: "That safety meeting started the day on quite a positive note."
Dr. Box: "A danger meeting will sort you right the fuck out!"

by Hammond Burger VII March 21, 2014

Post-meeting depression

The nostalgic feeling that you experience when you meet your long-distance bestie — that’s post-meeting depression.

The moment you two divide, you may feel like the world’s about to end. But no worries, friend. Distance will be broken. You’re meant to be, no matter what.

«Hey, I just got on the train.»
«You‘re not having post-meeting depression, aren’t you?»
«Doesn’t matter. We’re all under the same sky, after all.»

by uovo July 16, 2020

4:30 Meeting

Needing to take a large dump usually after work or school at around 4:30

I haven't had my 4:30 meeting today, I am about to dump in sexy dance fighting!

by Bobs Burgers November 14, 2014

safety meeting

Code for anytime you are smoking pot.

Honey, I need to have a safety meeting before I discuss that with you.

by harm May 13, 2005

Safety Meeting

Slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.

Meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.

All of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting

Is there any way I can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?

by swivet February 5, 2010

in a meeting

phrase used when you are at home or over at someone's house smoking weed.

Boy: Where were you last night, you missed your grandma's wake...

Girl: I was over at Dave's house in a meeting.

by pooponyou August 21, 2005

meeting whore

A co-worker who chooses to spend as much time as possible in meetings, often times uninvited. Usually they do this to avoid doing productive work themselves, claim credit for their team's work or at least insinuate that their leadership was critical to their success, and generally just get more face time with senior management than their hard-working colleagues.

P1: Uh, have you seen my junior assistant today?
P2: No, he seems to be in meetings all day.
P1: That is odd. I have not seen any invites on my calendar, we have a harsh deadline approaching, and I am the project leader.
P2: Yes, I would be careful. Your assistant is a meeting whore. He will have people convinced he is running the project by day's end.

by tusk151 October 28, 2009