Mediterranean push-up

The act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner.

have you ever heard of a mediterranean push-up? No? It’s the act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner. Joe’s girl told him that she would give him head if his penis tasted like pickles so, he did a Mediterranean push-up. Unfortunately his mom walked in and ruined the mood!

by The Anti Blue Falcon April 23, 2022

MEDITRIPOLATE

The combination of the following words :
MEDITATE: Think deeply or carefully about (something).
TRIPPIN: You're acting a fool, thinking crazy thoughts, or are maybe high on mushrooms
PERCOLATE: The process of a liquid moving slowly through a substance that has very small holes in it:

MEDITRIPOLATE: The act of meditating on a generalized reality that an individual perceives to be imagined, recycling the matter as coffee grounds through a percolator, unto reaching the conclusion that is widely accepted as truthful.

I MEDITRIPOLATED on that one forever... but they were right.

by Mloclammm September 24, 2023

Mediterraneans

Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...

Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.

by Dan December 5, 2003

bombing the Mediterranean

verb. Bombing the Mediterranean is another euphemism for taking a dump. It refers to a shit where the pieces of shit are separate, short, and fat, creating a plopping noise and an explosive splash from the toilet water. Noisy farts are an added bonus.

I couldn't answer the phone. I was busy bombing the Mediterranean.

by Thai Dai April 4, 2009

Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.

Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.

by KnutKrust February 8, 2007

Social Mediator

Someone who works within the realm of social media and also mediates through their work.

Javier is a Social Mediator. You see that status update from Green Day urging you to watch their video? Well, Javier works for Green Day and he socially mediated that from them to you.

by Prudence Bell November 9, 2010

Mediterranean Chic

One who wears a linen suit, panama hat, loafers and tanned skin with mole on face.

John, "I am loving Barfootelli's outfit"
Colin, "Yes, he is looking very Mediterranean Chic"

by georgehurst May 14, 2011