meat beat manifesto

A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.

"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."

by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017

Meat Beat Mania

When you're gonna masturbate but you don't want it to sound disgusting or weird.

Bob: Hey, Johnny Where are you going?
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)

by BillyBobberina March 10, 2018

Manufactured Meat

A phrase used to describe any overhyped, zero-talent 'celebrity'. Usually rises to alleged stardom with the aid of sleazy sex tapes, obnoxious behaviour in public, leeching off someone else's celebrity status, petty crime or extremely questionable dress sense. Another sickening product of an entertainment industry hell-bent on pandering to a worthless generation of drooling, slack-jawed morons.

"I don't even bother watching regular TV anymore. Too much manufactured meat."

by Bugzapper May 12, 2013

Manny's meat flaps

Manny's meat flaps are made out of the hardest condoms you can find.

i love manny's meat flaps
manny's meat taste so good

by lemonsins September 1, 2021

Black mans meat

A white girl with some meat on her bones and a large bottom.

“Did you notice Sarah has put some weight on?”
“Yeah she’s proper black mans meat now.”

by Sarah xoxox July 9, 2021

Mangled meat

When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder

My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat

by Ju1975 January 20, 2017

meatman

'meatman' is a word that is used by closeted bisexual men to indicate to other people that they are bisexual in a more 'manly' way,

'meatman' is often used to show a bisexual mans preference as the bottom.

"I think he might be a meatman" (when describing someone else) "I'm a/the meatman" (when describing yourself)

by ima spanner March 2, 2021