Ontario Mobster

when you take Canidian Mist wiskey and pour it into water bottles and sneak them into fancy restaurants and or clubs so you dont have to pay for the drinks inside.

We brought Ontario Mobsters to dinner tonight to offset the price of the surf and turf at Capital Grill

by the original ontario mobster April 1, 2010

mobsplain

To explain something in mobster fashion.

Capo: If we're not careful, our next play could be our last.
Veronica: I don't need you to mobsplain what's best for my family!"

by confidencegame February 12, 2019

moobs

n. Man boobs; unusually/disgustingly large titties on a man.

Oh my god, look at the moobs on that guy! They're bigger than your mom's!

by The Grammar Nazi June 11, 2002

moobs

Abnormally large mammary glands in males resulting in breast enlargement.

He's packing some nice moobs!

by Alberto Fiero February 27, 2009

moobs

a man with boobs
may be dangerous
it's normal for them to be addicted to their iphones
also known to be stalkers to other men
stay away!

(Vicktor)walking out the door, there's a huge x-mas tree next to the door
(moobs popping out of the tree)'hey! do you want to go over my house and help me unpack?'
Viktor- 'Um...no....'(walks with a quick pace out the door)

by recbeccaD February 15, 2008

Moobs

Large deposits of breast tissue on a male.

A portmanteau of "man" and "boobs". Also "moobies".

Frank: Haha! You've got moobs!
Billy: Fuck you, fatty, these are called "pecs"!

by Swamp September 18, 2006

Moobs

Man-Boobs. It is used to describ men(fat) with larger nipples that look like a woman's breasts(yummy).

(In The Locker Room) Hey Rick, check out Big Mike's moobs!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

by nhbassmasta December 28, 2005