Toss Material

1: Usually visual material used by males as an aid in the act of masturbating

2: A compliment towards anything good, usually an attractive female

1: "I'm going to the corner store to pick up some toss material, I'll be back"
2: "Dude, did you see that chick? She was mad toss material"

by tt December 4, 2003

daddy material

when hes all innocent in public but lowkey has the ability to be hardcore dominant in the bedroom.

me:ahh fuck hes so fucking daddy material imma wet my pants right here.
her: totally fuckin right u are

by father complications May 2, 2017

Circle Mcjerkle

When a group of guys are circle jerking and with the free hand enjoying an item from Mcdonalds.

Dude1: Hey I think you got some mayo on your hand.
Dude2: Oh thanks for looking out (Goes to lick mayo)
Dude2: Fuck that wasn't mayo!!!!
Dude1: What are you talking about!?
Dude2: It was jizz!!! I was doing a Circle Mcjerkle and my Mcchicken got a little sloppy!!!
Dude1: Man your fucked up!! Get some nuggets next time
Dude2: And my dad was the one next to me...FML!!!

by dilla7 February 17, 2010

McJerk

The act of eating a McDouble and jerking off immediately after.

Bro I McJerked last night, I think this is a new low.

by fatjew November 29, 2013

Maternal Autocrat

A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow

I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.

by Bill Shakesbeer October 16, 2019

dad material

A boy or man who's very sexy or hot in a good way

Woah .... look at him he's dad material

by Kaylas194849291000 October 23, 2017

Bunker Material

A highly skilled and multifaceted woman who is so intelligent, she is deemed worthy of being your apocalyptic bunker partner.

That Alma chick has two Master degrees and a bunch of stock investments, she’s bunker material!

My girlfriend did my Ochem homework, cooked, and played video games with me - bunker material!!!

by SliceMaster69 March 17, 2020