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Cockbag McDicknuts

Used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. Such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like "mumbo jumbo".

For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.

Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.
Cockbag McDicknuts was complaining about something asinine again. What a douche face!
by omfgsnakes November 11, 2008
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mcdicker

Your such a mcdicker.
by Jayzn November 17, 2007
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McDick in the Ass

A McDick in the Ass consists of a Big Mac where the bottom burger is replaced with a McChicken and the middle bun is a breakfast burrito.
"Hey Shawn, I'd like to order a McDick in the Ass with extra mayo."
by Kjyhnbn7 May 23, 2016
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malick

Yo, dawg lemme malick no homo.
by Horsentic January 25, 2018
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Mcdick

Losing your virginity to a slapper, only lasting three seconds before one ejaculates. Two thrusts.
Haha that guy only had a Mcdick last night, what a bender.
by Jay-KobDone July 6, 2009
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mcmickle

to fondle or molest a person's body part
Stop mcmickleing my elbow, Terrell!
by RodrigoSanchez November 26, 2010
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McNick Daddy Material

your a nice person and anyone would be lucky to have you and your gay
damn did you see that McNick Daddy Material he’s a snack.
by mcnick daddy November 26, 2018
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