Monkey mayhem

When a group of monkeys get together and bang Mr route.

MR route had a monkey mayhem party at his house.

by Bobby big boobs September 28, 2022

Mayhem in the A.M.

Verb. The act of consuming copious amounts of alcohol before 12:00 noon. To begin drinking adult beverages early in the day, as early as 7:00 AM, which is when many liquor stores open. Also a way of managing a hangover with "The hair of the dog" method.

Many hardcore alcoholics practice Mayhem in the A.M. daily, starting the day off with a shot and a beer before everything else

"It's 7:15 AM and Robert was leaving the liquor store with plans to be drunk before 10:00. He is going to have some Mayhem in the A.M."

"I drank so much last night the only way today is going to go anywhere is for me to continue with some Mayhem in the A.M."

"John is a big drinker. Every morning is Mayhem in the A.M. for him"

by Ceaser21 April 6, 2017

Mayhem Division

a trolling and hacking group founded by slater666 in late 2021. Mayhem Division, or MD for short, is active mainly on discord and youtube, and is inspired by UTL and the UTTP. MD is anti-skid, anti-furry, anti-gacha, and anti-larp.
The leader of MD is slater666 and the co-leader is exorim. The website is https: //ma hem.slater666.repl.co

Faggot gachatard: my server got nuked by Mayhem Division the other day
Chad anti-gacha: lol kill yourself fag bitch

by slater666 December 24, 2021

Martha mayhem

When a man with a hooked purple dick tries to slap you across the face.

'That Miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a Martha mayhem.'

by Glenda Jackson November 20, 2004

morgan mayhem

A celebrity female name used frequently in blind vices....believed to be Lindsay Lohan.

Morgan Mayhem is at it again, doing coke lines in the bathroom of the VIP room.

by Adriana C September 5, 2008

Michigan Mayhem

The Michigan Mayhem is where you are fucking a girl in her ass. Then you proceed to bust a nut in her ass. Then you proceed to eat that nut out of her ass. Then when your done, you say "there ain't nothing like a Michigan Mayhem".

Zack - What you do with Carly last night?

John - I had that Michigan Mayhem

Zack - Damn right, there ain't nothing like a Michigan Mayhem.

by Michigan Mayhem January 17, 2009

Mayhem Makers

Mayhem Makers is a RuneScape clan of PUSSIES. They like to Teleport out of the wilderness in fights. Ever find yourself in Mayhem Makers, start slitting your wrists.

"Mayhem Makers are teletubbies" ...

by JamesTerrenceBarnard December 28, 2007