Mattongo

A white man with very large lips. When he runs he falls over them!

Legend has it that it that it was a lip transplant gone wrong!

'Mattongo' is very rubbish at football tripping over his lips!

by Genesis Project September 1, 2018

Márton

Who tf made this?

Márton is watching x-faktor right now!

by Lololol9l November 8, 2019

maxtyn

Maxtyn is amazingly smart and a tricky little thing. She’s bossy but convinces you that what she wants is best for everyone.

Maxtyn, how may I serve you?!

by Dick-tion-errry July 3, 2021

Maxtini

An alcoholic beverage served in a red solo cup of ice, containing 2-4 shot of the each: Smirnoff Sours Berry Lemon, Svedka Blue Raspberry, Lemon liqueur, and lemon juice. Top of with MTN Dew Baja Blast.

"Hey man you wanna get a Maxtini later?"

"Fuck yeah dude, then after we can drunk drive!"

by Michelangelo Send November 1, 2021

mattonroblox01

A thief known for stealing groups and games while claiming to have "worked" on stolen assets.

Person 1: Anyone know mattonroblox01? I've heard they worked on huge groups and games!
Person 2: No, I have never heard of mattonroblox01, but after doing some research, they are a thief!

by Dean6 April 11, 2022

Maxon

Adorable, kind, caring, and gentle, Masons are like giant teddy bears. They’re compassionate and loyal, and they’re amazing people to be around

I saw my future then. 2 kids, the house I grew up in, and me and Maxon, cuddling on the couch as the little children chased each other.

by LegendaryZelda April 23, 2022

Justin Maxson

This person is an overly active thinker. He is insane and has issues touching his self. Justin believes that their are people out to get him and he is certainly correct. The F.B.I. (Federal Burro of Investigation). Is currently investigating Justin Maxson for the murder of Jesse Donnelly. If you have had contact with Justin Maxson wash everything cause you know his shitty fingers are just that. Shitty from fingering his own asshole which he claims is invisible men in suits while he is asleep. Justin resides in NY and he suffers from schizophrenia. He is extremely volatile. Justin has been known to lie and steal vehicles along with copper and peoples property.

Omg it’s Justin Maxson

by DepartmentOfWarning November 14, 2021