Maurer Nug

Once upon a bowl packing a young lad with the name of Maurer staggered to the table to contribute to the glorious toke session. He reached his hand in his pocket and out pulled the tiniest nug of all. He spoke in a quiet timid voice “I have this.” He dropped the tiny nug into the bowl and they lit up.

Maurer Nug-noun-The tiniest nug that is place on top of the bowl of a, pinchie, hookah, bubbler, double bubbler, triple bubbler, bong, steamroller, peace pipe, or any other smoking utensil not mentioned here.

"Hook me up with a Maurer Nug!"

"Does any one have a Maurer Nug?"

by Heimdog April 1, 2007

Memphis Mauler

A tremendous strap on of notable girth and length which has the potential to cause permanent anal disfigurement.

Even the most daring among the trannies quaked at the sight and refused to ride the Memphis Mauler

by Blinggy August 17, 2017

mauerman

A douche bag sitting in my living room.

"Theres a mauerman in my living room."

by Douc July 5, 2008

Muser

A cringey teenage kid who makes 15 second lip syncing videos for a living.

you are a really cringey Muser

by Natalie Lynn August 9, 2016

maserati

An expensive Italian engineered sports car. Maserati is owned by Ferrari.

My Maserati can outbeat any Porsche, Corvette, Viper, Firebird, Camaro, or Mustang!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka, u hearin' that Maserati V8 growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003

mauer

In the game of Sheephead (Sheepshead), to not "pick" when you have a winning hand.

You would have won if you hadn't mauered.

by bajaskier March 11, 2008