old maude's revenge

when somebody takes it up the ass from certain sponsor for payment for travel and/or training services. The "maude" for general cases would be the one expecting payment for goods and/or services. the "revenge" would be the act done that would be equal to monetary payment.

danny and....sponsor use "old maude's revenge" to settle payment

"old maude's revenge" is used as payment
old maude's revenge

by chedder t January 12, 2009

Maude zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014

Maud

Maud is an amazing girl who you can always count on. She may take some time to answer your messages, but when she does, it will make up for everything. She's someone who always smiles and is very pretty, smart and funny. Maud says sorry way too much and is a chronic overthinker, but everyone loves her and she's very protective over her friends.

"Hey, have you heard about Maud? She doesn't think she will pass her exams."
"Really? She's so smart there is no way she will fail, and I'm in love with her as well!"

by NietTristanOfzoEchtNi January 7, 2025

maude tiril

Maude Tiril is the sexiest and loveliest girl around. She is kind and you can tell her everything. She would be a good and loyal wife. She is good with children even she doesn't like them. If you get children with her they will be natural and norwegian beauties. Lovely and kind like her mother and very well educated.

Maude Tiril can't get angry for some reason.

You're such Maude Tiril!

by Crey C January 16, 2017

Maud

Someone who leads a conventional life and follows the rules of society, but ends up unfulfilled and alone. It’s a reference to the poem “Sadie and Maud” by Gwendolyn Brooks.

Maud, who went to college,
Is a thin brown mouse.
She is living all alone
In this old house.

by Dreamgirl42069 September 15, 2022