human bath mats

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010

soul mates

Soul mates by definition are two completely strangers who meet unexpectedly in life and feel this unbreakable bond which hides true love, unbelievable desire, passion and the wiliness to find each other in life. When god made us, he made us complete and pure with no ounce of sanity or hate in our soul. He cut us in half and separated us to two people and the purpose of true love and the meaning of your soul mate is to find your other half, it will take time but if the person has faith, courage and desire to find it then god will find the best time to show him or her the path in order to find his or hers other half or soul mate.

"true love" "soul mates"

by greekona20 July 16, 2009

Matīss

Sexy size, good in bed, well-employed head!
People who know that women want to - outsider -
Impulsive and have a sober.

Matīss boy man

by skyblueboy May 12, 2009

matisyahu

hetty hasidic rapper/ reggae artists. born matthew miller in upstate NY. used to be a huge pot head, but turned straight edge. after a visit to israel, turned more religious and tried to show his friends, but they only cared about getting fucked up. back in the day, he used to be a huge phish head; his favorite song is harry hood. dropped out of high school to go on tour with trey and the boys. performed at bonnaroo with Trey. popular albums are the great live at stubb's and youth (meh).

Matisyahu is so hetty

by Gratefulumphish703 April 29, 2008

Maltstream

Adjetive used to describe either a band, celebrity, or person who often describes itself as "alternative", but usually watch MTV and go shopping at American Eagle Outfitters.

Comes from the next equation:
Mainstream + Alternative = Maltstream

Radiohead, Muse, Phoenix, and Vampire Weekend are so maltstream, you better listen to some GIRLS album

by alaskaneyes March 7, 2010

Matt's Mom

The hottest, sexiest, bitch ever. biggest booty and titties. And Matt himself has a shitty computer

Matt's mom banged me hard

by Rick e. fresh October 30, 2008

Mathsman

Someone who has great skills in mathematics and usually impresses everyone with his results he is usually a donovan .

That guy owned in the maths test, he must be a mathsman.

by mathematics`12 July 22, 2009