matrix revolutioned

When something that began successfully ends in disappointment. Derived from The Matrix: Revolutions, the title of the disappointing final sequel to The Matrix, one of the finest and most influential films of the 90's.

Kevin's relationship with Sue started out great, but after a few weeks it matrix revolutioned and they broke up.

OR

Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.

by Led Zeppole November 10, 2003

matrix

Verb:To dodge something w/ superhuman ability.

"Dude, he threw that ball at me and i like matrixed it."

by Matry McMatrix November 29, 2003

John Matrix

An invincible action hero who specializes in kicking ass while tossing out hilarious jokes at the same time. Originated in the 1980's in the film Commando.

He has been called the John Matrix of his day.

by mambaman711 January 3, 2010

matrixed

To dodge an incoming object with great speed and agility. Best if only used to describe somebody dodging something without moving their feet, similar to Neo dodging the agent's bullets in the first Matrix movie.

Let's say that someone throws a basketball at your head and you dodge out of the way by leaning a certain direction, being sure to not move your feet. You have just matrixed the ball. You may now say, "Dood, I matrixed the hell out of that!"

by Bryan Ward November 9, 2006

Matrixize

To use light kung fu moves on your girlfriend in the style of NEO in the movie The Matrix

She came at me flailing, but I matrixized her real quick.

by mriley29 October 16, 2004

the matrix

the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh

that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.

by ed the Word September 14, 2009

Matrixed

When a guy/girl leans in to kiss the other person, but the other person swiftly moves their head away from the kisser ultimately avoiding the kiss.

One of the many methods of denying the 1st kiss on a date.

-Holy shit yo! that chick just MATRIXED you dawg!!

or

-Yo bih, if I go to kiss you, you betta not matrix me!!

by G0tch@! April 1, 2010