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Matea

The most beautiful girl I’ve ever met. Jealous over my ex but just scared to be broken. She’s quiet but talks with her actions. Her eyes tell a whole story. Amazing accent that you will just fall in love with. Someone you’ll never leave.
Wow, I really love Matea. ~c
by Str8_F4cts December 3, 2018
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MaMoeKIER

Dutch abbreviation invented in 2002 by a small group of people on Gathering of Tweakers who wanted to make a point. It means "MAsterburen MOEt Kunnen In Een Relatie". That's Dutch for "Masturbation should be allowed within a relationship".

You might also find the term SeMoeKBER. This is a variant of MaMoeKIER which was invented by a single person in 2006 who wanted to make a point as well. It means "SEx MOEt Kunnen Buiten Een Relatie". That's Dutch for "Sex should be allowed outside a relationship". This variant didn't really catch on though.
So you have a girlfriend and you still masturbate? Are you a member of MaMoeKIER?
by W3ird_N3rd January 5, 2008
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Mater

A tow truck that in the World of Cars represents a loyal friend to Lightning McQueen and a good hearted person, but in the real world if you saw him you would be reminded of a drug dealer or homeless pedophile.
Lightning McQueen: Hey there Mater, wanna go Tractor Tipping?
Random Car in the “real world:” Get the fuck away from me rusty rapist
by Dusty craphopper January 19, 2021
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Pepperpot Manoeuvre

1. An old military term, essentially bounding overwatch, where by a team of X men moves forwards covered by an equal number of men behind. At least that's what i was told in Marine Cadets :P

2. Much like Wolfbagging, however, instead of gagging your lover ( has to be pronounced, moi luurver... as though you were talking to a favourite sheep) you toss a handful of black ground pepper in her face as shes taking a deep breath, giving the effect of anal tension.
1. Lads, we need to get across this relatively open ground, we shall therefore pepperpot manoeuvre it across!

2. Ed: Bloody hell, my birds arse is as slack as the Channel Tunnel
Dave: Better perform the Pepperpot Manoeuvre then matey...
by Shriven April 27, 2007
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midnight material

Pornographic or stimulating images that are viewed at exactly 12am For the purpose of singular or multiple orgasms
The Sam C only views his midnight material at the previously mentioned time
by anonymous February 2, 2018
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bad news material

Term generally used to describe shocking filth usually obtained from a certain file sharing network. Most likely German, most likey inclusive of faeces. Common source, Unit 23.
Oh my god, I cant watch that. Thats some real bad news material.
by jonny pondlife February 10, 2004
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me best mate

Someone who’s shit you put up with cause you know you can always count on them.
This is me best mate got some strange ways but a heart of gold, can always count on her/him
by Blueford December 31, 2018
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