Matija

A big muscular guy who doesn't workout. He has Tarzan like hair. He will always be friendly but sometimes his EGO will fuck him up.

1: Wow look at that beast of a guy right there!

2: He is such a Matija.

by EpicWheelchairGuy March 19, 2020

Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

Marieann

Marieann is a kind and humble person who is always there to back up friends and family no matter what. Marieann is like the mum of the group, although she's the biggest one everyone still has respect for her. If you piss her off then ofc she gonna hurt you. Just make sure she doesn't aim for your hair or your face cuz both of those will get damaged. Marieann is a big girl and of course you can never call her fat or anything cuz you know thats the last time you'll be breathing.

"Oh my days what happend to her weave. Oh it got snatched by marieann"

by Yumyumanonymous May 5, 2020

Matias

absolute chad who should switch seats with Anni

Matias should switch seats with Anni

by ääööää October 21, 2019

Matias

hot ass emo kid that is a skater and has like the finest body ever that makes you kust want to pounce on him and do him in the pants >.<

Girl 1:Have you seen Matias?

Girl 2.You mean the hot emo skater... yeah he went that way.

by The toucher of pant areas November 1, 2008

matisans

one of the best guys you will ever bang. likes to scratch, pull hair, bite and do just about anything kinky you can think of. he is very lovable and will give you his heart and his large cock. he usually likes to be on the bottom and if not, he penetrates hard and deep. all the girls he bangs cry with pleasure.

Matisans did me last night and i dont think i will ever do anyone else ever again.

Matisans rocked my world and gave me his heart.

I want Matisans' cock in my pussy.

by burgerking909 January 9, 2011

mateable

If a person is mateable then they are aesthetically pleasing and biologically acceptable to be a mate and/ or they are as sexy as Kieran Milne

Girl: he is so mateable cause he's sexy

by Kiv October 20, 2013