Nobody was home so Janie took her electric toothbrush into her room and put the head of the brush on her clit and turned it on. The bed shook that night like never before, and she screamed in pleasure until she could orgasm no more. She loved to masturbate (female)!!!!
by pantiless July 31, 2007
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Get the masturbate mug.To have sexual intercourse alone. Males usually look at porn while doing this. Take 1 hand put it on the shaft of the penis. rub it up and down until it gets at its full potential. slowly increase your speed until you cant stop. it feels so good and no worries about pregnancy im pretty sure everyone does it sometime during every day.(i know i do)after beating it for a minute or a few you will reach the climax and ejaculate all over. the more you do it the farther you will shoot :D then your penis head becomes very sensative after you shot. Then you quickly turn off your porn, put your clothes back on and act like nothing happened. girls on the other hand take more time to do this. they mostly do it when they are away from people for a long enough time. You sit down usually on a comfortable chair or couch and then u stick your middle finger inside your vagina. Or you can take a few fingers and rub the clitoris (most sensative spot) some girls like to get ready for men in their life or just dont want to risk anything so they use a dildo(a plastic penis)Girls can either bend over and give anal masturbation which feels good or stick it the vagina slowly and deep. the girl will have an orgasm and if goes long enough will also jizz (lots more)girls after masturbation feel worn out and will most likely relax for a few minutes maybe rubbing boobs or clit very slowly.
A:I was masturbating beforee i went to bed last night.
B:Me too.
A:Yeah, Who dosn't.
A:I masturbate every time i get 20 minutes alone.
B:I do it with my sister watching.
A:Girl)Yesterday I masturbated for 40 minutes and i stained my couch
B:Boy)Yeah, i was watching through your window.
A:Girl)Wanna come over tonight and masturbate with me?
B:Girl)Yeah, ill bring my dildo.
A:Girl)Aww Yea! Aawwww awww! yea ! ye!
B:Girl)OH yeah u like that? U want it deeper
A:Girl Aww awww!! (orgasm)
B:Me too.
A:Yeah, Who dosn't.
A:I masturbate every time i get 20 minutes alone.
B:I do it with my sister watching.
A:Girl)Yesterday I masturbated for 40 minutes and i stained my couch
B:Boy)Yeah, i was watching through your window.
A:Girl)Wanna come over tonight and masturbate with me?
B:Girl)Yeah, ill bring my dildo.
A:Girl)Aww Yea! Aawwww awww! yea ! ye!
B:Girl)OH yeah u like that? U want it deeper
A:Girl Aww awww!! (orgasm)
by ibeatoff3timesaday November 26, 2006
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Get the masturbate mug.1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.
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He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.
by RVLambo February 1, 2009
Get the mathsturbation mug.First, lick your finger(s) and slide slowly into your pussy. Rub around to make sure you are fully wet. When fully wet, find either the clit or gspot, whichever you prefer. I like clit better. Rub your finger(s) in a slow circular motion around it. Change speeds and even directions. Tease yourself, play with your nipples, or bring yourself to breakpoint and back off. I like it slow and hard. After you bring yourself to an awesome orgasm, keep going, doing this, I've accomplish 8 orgasms in a row.
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Guys not leaving you out. Place your hand at the bottom of your shaft. Like females you can change speeds as well. Go up and down, faster at first then so down. Rub your balls with your other hand. Do it in front of a friend. Call up one of your closest buds and both do it together. Not sound appealing? O it is, just try....
WHo needs a man???
Guys not leaving you out. Place your hand at the bottom of your shaft. Like females you can change speeds as well. Go up and down, faster at first then so down. Rub your balls with your other hand. Do it in front of a friend. Call up one of your closest buds and both do it together. Not sound appealing? O it is, just try....
Last night when I was on the phone with my bestfriend, we told each other how to masturbate and it was awesome hearing each other moan and cum. :)
by CumDrinker September 2, 2005
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