metabo

Japanese word for overweight.

"With no visible paunch, he seemed to run little risk of being classified as metabo, but because the new state-prescribed limit for male waistlines is a strict 33.5 inches, he had anxiously measured himself at home a couple of days earlier."

Cribbed from New York Times article

by Netherlipz June 7, 2009

matayo

The name matayo mean you have a bigg ass dick

"Damn I wish my dick was big like matayo

by Flip daddy December 28, 2020

Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.

Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)

by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014

mutabolism

A person with a mutant-like metabolism who can eat all they want and not gain weight.

"Angela eats like a pig, but thanks to her mutabolism, she never gains an ounce."

by romel adam February 6, 2008

matako

in kenya is known as rasa

Well it is known as butt

oohh wow that guys matako is huge
ikr its big

by murithii April 28, 2017

Macaboney

When a bro sticks his penne tube in a girls spaghetti hoop

"Dude, Keisha was mad for some macaboney last night, but she backed out last minute, my lasasgne sheets were dirty :/"

by spaghettihoop November 29, 2011

Metabored

Being bored before being bored was cool. So bored that there is absolutely nothing at all to do.

Madison: Metabored is not a word, it isn't in Urban Dictionary.

Warren: Oh, well I will submit it, because I am metabored.

by 39wdsss December 26, 2011