masturbate

To sexually pleasure ones self. Masturbate

Oh my god I'm so bored, I may as well masturbate (oh damn I already am)!

by Matt xx April 20, 2006

MastuRPate

When somebody roleplays (RPs) with themselves in an online game, chat room, etc. May or may not involve alternate accounts.

Bob: Did you see Steve earlier? He was logged onto two of his accounts mastuRPating.

Josh: That's sad, man. He should make some friends so he doesn't have to mastuRPate.

by Mimi/Talset August 14, 2012

masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 1, 2003

masturbates furiously

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.

Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.

by 4th, disgusted March 6, 2008

masturbate

to rub against your private parts until you cum.

I love to masturbate.i rubbed my pussy hard and imagined riding on top of her hips. licking her breasts and kissing her. I rubbed and rubbed, moaning and sighing. i was so wet and ready to come, masturbating is fun! suddenly my friend burst in and saw me. "what are you doing!?" she cried. "Masturbating, and fantasizing about you."i replied. Then she came over and started rubbing my pussy and then i came all over her hands.

by christineee666 December 24, 2007

MasturKate

Masturbating to Kate Middleton during the Royal Wedding.

I woke up at 3am to watch the Royal wedding online and I've been masturkateing all morning...she's super hot.

by JerkInTheCorner May 20, 2011

Maskturbate

To pump one's pumpernickel in public or recreationally beneath the cloak of complete anonymity and comfort that only a mask can provide.

On Halloween we're gonna go around the neighborhood and maskturbate on people's lawns, you in?

by Advocate of Public Wanking April 1, 2010