mating season

Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.

We're about to be in for a biiiggg mating season once spring rolls around this year!

by captazo March 17, 2011

madting sadting

A ting that is mad but is also sad.

Jasdeep: We live in a world in which Manav gets more girls than me. Madting sadting.

by manavinho October 13, 2015

minge mashing

When two women press their vaginas together with significant force, and then "mash" them together as if they were trying to mash potatoes.

There were these two massive lesbians at the party who took their clothes off and started minge mashing all over the place. It looked like they were trying to make enough potatoes for a Christmas lunch!

by wj+akg December 27, 2010

manting

When you have sex in the shower with a virgin and you throw her down on the ground and flap your arms like a manta ray swimming on her back as you cum

person 1:dude, i was manting this girl last night....
person 2: nice! who was she?
Person 1: your sister

by The D and The V October 31, 2013

Pud Mashing

Forcing a flaccid penis into a vagina.

Last night My sick didn’t work so Jessica was in for a night of pud mashing

by Pud masher January 13, 2022

gay keyboard mashing

when someone finds something funny and replies with random keyboard mashing rather than saying lmao or lol to show they're amused
mostly gays, preteens, or tumblr users use this tactic (or sometimes all three)

Gail: yo i fell down the stairs again
Sara: gGgHDGGDHShhhhdgdskskKDH
Gail: what the fuck was that
Sara: gay keyboard mashing
Gail: oh

by Get yeeted on October 15, 2018

animal jam mating

When people on Animal Jam have sex. It's absolutely disgusting and against the rules. It has declined in popularity, though. One popular mater who still uploads is Cakie AJ. She somehow managed to get 50 subscribers.

A: Hey bro! Wanna mate on Animal Jam?
B: Naw that's nasty 💀 Imagine doing animal jam mating

by brecki October 20, 2022