Masterbake

the act of masterbating while under the influence of marijuana.

I'm gonna smoke a blunt and go masterbake.

by nicolipolieolie January 8, 2011

Masterbweet

When you write on Twitter but nobody but you reads your Tweets and you are essentially Tweeting to yourself.

Billy thinks everyone on Twitter reads his stuff but nobody does... he's just masterbweeting.

by Grunambulax May 20, 2011

Masterblock

This is the act of cock blocking yourself. This can be done for a variety of reasons including, but not limited to; fidelity requirements, embarrassment, awkwardness, sobering up in the nick of time, etc. Doesn't happen very often and typically results in feelings of confusion and possibly guilt.

The hottest chick ever hit on me last night at the bar, but with my wife home with the kids and no one else to save me, I masterblocked by donning a helmet and a hula hoop, while running out the door screaming like a little girl.

by 00Snort00 October 18, 2011

masterblasterbating

grinding your crotch (not gender specific) on the back of the neck of a person while they're giving you a shoulder ride.

"did you see the look on debby's face when she was playing water chicken? i'm pretty sure she was masterblasterbating".

by Surly Q August 20, 2012

Masterblasterer

To be the King of pleasuring women using only fingers swiftly and efficiently.

"He was such a masterblasterer, I could tell he had experience."

by datindianguy10 November 23, 2016

Masterblast

A blunt or bowl with 2 or more different strains of weed

"Damn what strain is this?"
"It's a masterblast of some cookies and northern lights"

by weedhead_princess November 18, 2017

masterblazing

it means ur high and horny

yo dude i saw jake masterblazing

by lickitsmackitwackit69 March 7, 2019