Massimo is a lego land legend who often spends his free time either playing soccer, fucking mothers, or drinking espresso
Likes men, not on the low...
Likes men, not on the low...
by mrguymass September 29, 2021
Get the Massimo Reresmug. A very muscular boy from who is half Italian and half Ukrainian. He loves being gangbanged by multiple sereks .
Hank: Bro I feel like Massimo Pau
Bob: You feel like who?
Hank: Massimo Pau? You know...like feeling the urge to suck multiple sereks?
Bob: Oh yeah then I feel like Massimo Pau
*4 big black men enter the room, named Tyrone, Jamal, Blacksmith, De'tayvion and proceed to fuck the shit out of Hank and Bob *
Bob: You feel like who?
Hank: Massimo Pau? You know...like feeling the urge to suck multiple sereks?
Bob: Oh yeah then I feel like Massimo Pau
*4 big black men enter the room, named Tyrone, Jamal, Blacksmith, De'tayvion and proceed to fuck the shit out of Hank and Bob *
by KuzeyPoo March 1, 2024
Get the Massimo Paumug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the Massimo, masSimo, massimOmug. Massimo is just Hard like. Fairplay the women love him. More than any other guy that in in the same room. Great at scrambled eggs. Such a cool dude really. Always ready to give you a good Saturday as well.
1st person - OMG did you see them girls looking over at us.
Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo
Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo
by Bubba_Gump_Industry September 14, 2022
Get the Massimomug. sexy , big willy , absolute legend , favourite child , gets women like no tomorrow , good clothing style
by chains ikahwhsuan December 6, 2021
Get the massimomug. A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.
by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022
Get the Massimo Englishmug. Brainrot incarnate, will hit you with the:
Plant. Poopy. What? Hi, I'm Spongebob. Geht bak to waaahrk. He's going to get water. Uh, time and date please.
Plant. Poopy. What? Hi, I'm Spongebob. Geht bak to waaahrk. He's going to get water. Uh, time and date please.
by Beter griffin 2 August 2, 2024
Get the Massimomentmug.