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Massimo

A creepy tall guy, usually pale. Massimo has mental health issues, he spent his childhood and most of his life in torment. Despite is charismatic and empathetic attitude and is beautiful face he is a total psychopath. He is a genius and extremely cunning, don't approach him and don't love him, his only goal is to make you suffer as much as he suffers and he will ruin your life with no hesitation
"You see that creep outta here? Don't be a fool, he is a Massimo, he never learns"
by deathkillergun81 November 23, 2021
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Massimo est un jeune loubard corse, skinhead en treillis et DocMarten's. Il aime par dessus tout les rave party et les ptites miss qui y trainent.

Il n'aime pas se lever tôt, il travaille dans les milieux agricoles pendant les saisons et vend du cannabis.
T'as pas vu Massimo ? Y a un mec qui veut un 10 devant les caissons.
by izakrainbot November 22, 2021
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sexy , big willy , absolute legend , favourite child , gets women like no tomorrow , good clothing style
Massimo the one with a big willy has some really good dress sense
by chains ikahwhsuan December 6, 2021
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Massimo is just Hard like. Fairplay the women love him. More than any other guy that in in the same room. Great at scrambled eggs. Such a cool dude really. Always ready to give you a good Saturday as well.
1st person - OMG did you see them girls looking over at us.

Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo
by Bubba_Gump_Industry September 14, 2022
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Massimo is the definition of a "Bitch Nigga". If someone is being a bitch nigga one could say that person is being a Massimo.
Oh look that midget over there is a massimo
by Papis home November 24, 2021
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Massimo English

A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.
That stud is definitely a MASSIMO ENGLISH
by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022
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Massimo Pau

A very muscular boy from who is half Italian and half Ukrainian. He loves being gangbanged by multiple sereks .
Hank: Bro I feel like Massimo Pau
Bob: You feel like who?
Hank: Massimo Pau? You know...like feeling the urge to suck multiple sereks?
Bob: Oh yeah then I feel like Massimo Pau
*4 big black men enter the room, named Tyrone, Jamal, Blacksmith, De'tayvion and proceed to fuck the shit out of Hank and Bob *
by KuzeyPoo March 1, 2024
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